5 reasons why McFun should move to Alabama.

1. Plays drums in a wanna be rock band.
2. Lives in San Diego, but stays home all day and smokes weed. YOU LIVE IN SOCAL. Go drum somewhere.
3. Loves cap n' crunch sandwiches (my wife has told me this).
4. Hes secretly in love with Ang.
5. Already has the sideburns for it.

If there's any other reasons that I've missed (why McFun's a faggot), feel free to add.


Happy thanksgiving.


...and no, McFun. She is not going to make you a cap n' crunch sandwich..

I resent these statements.

I do not play drums.
I do not stay home all day and smoke weed.
I do not love cap n' crunch sandwiches.
I do NOT love Ang.
And my side burns aren't near as long as his!

Besides, you must:
1. Own a truck.
2. Own a gun.
3. Killed something with said truck or gun.
4. Then eaten said something that you killed with said truck or gun.
5. Refuse to say 'you all' and insist that 'yall' has a smoother sound to it. Because it does.

=)

all you motherfuckers need jesus....

Fuck you

We need you, Met.

I'm staying out of this...