1. Plays drums in a wanna be rock band.
2. Lives in San Diego, but stays home all day and smokes weed. YOU LIVE IN SOCAL. Go drum somewhere.
3. Loves cap n' crunch sandwiches (my wife has told me this).
4. Hes secretly in love with Ang.
5. Already has the sideburns for it.
If there's any other reasons that I've missed (why McFun's a faggot), feel free to add.
...and no, McFun. She is not going to make you a cap n' crunch sandwich..